After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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