I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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