Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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