She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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