you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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