PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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