This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
All the doctor said was why
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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