we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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