What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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