Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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