just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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