This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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