Grow some girl-balls and come out already
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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