He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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