No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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