I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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