You can't motorboat a personality
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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