I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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