His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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