I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
This house was built for laser tag.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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