Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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