He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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