Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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