that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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