i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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