She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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