You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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