so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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