and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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