You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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