Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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