Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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