There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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