White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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