K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
MIDGETS
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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