I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
where are you?
Hypothermia
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
