Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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