I just made out with a guy for $7.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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