drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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