Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we made out on top of his cat.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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