end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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