At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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