Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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