I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
