I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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