I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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