your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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