I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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