Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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