There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
