I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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