her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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